World Without Music.......a distant imagination... :)

Music.....what is music...?? who discovered it....? when was the first music played.....??? who was the first human being to enjoy music....?? now this shit is getting heavy.....isn't it...:)
On a more serious note, the webster's dictionary defines music as " the art of arranging tones in an orderly sequence so as to produce a unified and continuous composition"....well a more dramatic ,popular and fancy way to define music is "ne sound that reaches the heart and soul of a human being"... it is an art....yeah it truly is ( if u dont feel so, after listening to himesh u will )....and not only the topiwala nasal son *$ b#$ch, but lately a lot of music videos u c on TV are nothin but a rich brat with spare money and craving to dance with half naked chicks crying his testis out of his throat imagining himself as one big rockstar....(guys pls!!! pls don't torture us....if u have xtra money go to a brothel,do a commercial for ur own f#$@in business but pls don't sing and play.....)....even the music channels have gone dumb...playin every shit that comes their way.....i dont say that youngsters should not be given chances....but a certain standard is a must......otherwise some day Om Puri will start singing....and u never know he myt b a big hit....neways 2 much of takin done.....lets get to the point....

Music is like a balm...a bottle of wine(don't have a clue how it tastes but i guess its gud...)...a cool breeze....gentle stream of water.....MUSIC IS MAN.....everything has music built in it....listening to gud music can b as soothing as hot shower....as calming an experience as dipping one's feet in a river or pool.....as baskin on chilly day......lik a bottle of cold water after a long rough day......it is like clear raindrops falling down on your face( now even I am cravin for some of these)

Everyone encounters and enjoys music in his life....it is one frnd that never betrays us....it is with us while dancing to the gud ol tunes at a marriage or a party.......it is with us in ballads.....it is with us in pain....it is with us in our love.....it is with us in our happiest moments...... it gets us through misery and pain.....it is played in glory and praise.....sing when we are happy...we sing when we are sad....Music is the way we express ourself...is the way we feel....Music is who we are......

Music is life.....life is music..... a deceptively simple maxim.....now lets imagine a world without music.......it is difficult lets give it a shot.........
One day you get up and u find that u can no more njoy music......now lets work on the implications.....

now the first thing that I can think of as student is that I wont b able to sit in front of my lapi for this long without it......Indian movies without songs are like...like dustbin without trash......(couldnt think of a better xample....) music is wat makes the difference between the one clicks and the one which nose dives on boxoffice.......

the loss of music will effect some deeply.....these will be those who njoy love songs.....till the nyt before this....they use to sing and hum when they were about to meet someone...but now what will they do.....wat can they possibly do.......(its so sad.......)...when we r takin of love then breakups cant b left out.....now even the breakups are incomplete without some gud sad music......(luk at the irony gud sad music...!!)

u cant deny that music is a very important part of us growing up.....sleeping to our first lullaby....(best part of childhood)....humming love songs for ur first crush.......singing in the bathroom...........playing antakshari with your frnds.........(khelta velta kuch nahi...dusri team ki bandi pe line marta hai..!!) listening to love songs when in ur first true love.......(oh i almost forgot........college...i cant miss that one.....sing in chorus with a gang of frnds when on a holiday trip....)....after that comes the night of your marriage.....(happy or sad woh to baad main pata chalega...)...or dancing at one of your frnd's marriage procession.....(may b meetin a cute gal...bla bla bla.....the fantasy of every single guy........)...then after that music is more like a soothing balm to alleviate day to day miseries.....it is more about serious stuff........
after this phase comes the phase where u search for peace in music u listen......ppl often turn to devotional music in later stages of their life......

now i think it myt b easy to imagine a world without music.........A world without music is like a painting without color.....a computer without a mouse.....a mosquito repellent without a refill.......a toilet without a flush......a phone without ne balance.....trousers without a zip.......a game without rules...........a black without a white......a body without soul......So the moral of the story is LYF IS INCOMPLETE WITHOUT MUSIC.....and the day i was not talkin about is as far away as the Soap "Kyunki Saas..." is from its conclusion.....so njoy music......jus put ur hands in the air and move your body...shake ur arse.......just move your body....don't be shy my honey......:)) GO CRAZZZZZZY.....

LGBs

I have been thinkin for a long time......about a topic to write on....:)) finally it occured to me y not write on the LGBs......the KGP's very own Little Green Bastards...... :P every KGPian know they r bastards.....
Little Green BaD't'arss(Bastards) ( oh i screwed up the spelling....:) ) are a resilient and formidable force to say the least....... they frustrate you, they bug u to the very limits of sanity.....they drive u out of ur rooms(even we as seniors r not dat effective..... :)) gud human resource management skills LGB f#$k3$s)....they are every where..... omnipresent.....in one way GODs......

Oh for non KGPians LGBs a.k.a. Little Green Bastards, i keep using this name out of hate and for kicks.....it sounds like name of some big rock band......, are very organized species of insects which attack KGP every year in the rainy season. They like i dunno heat or light....but they surely lik one thing TUBE-LIGHTS...taadaaaaa(a bit exaggeration with the dramatization of the whole thing).They hover over every single tubelight,bulb streetlight they find.....for them all these r equal.....more light means more LGBs at one place.....n for them this means real fun.....

This year this evil force was able to amass an army so strong that it shook the very foundation KGPians life, his room..... :((.... they r green and have limited availability in sandy brown as well...(but the stock was limited this year....:)) ) if u think they r small, u aint know nothing yet.They bait u in every way possible.They dont have size but they sure have numbers.They get into every possible hole in your body( i m talkin about holes open to atmosphere... :))) )....they run through the vast stretches of hairy patches on your legs and hands( this applies all my hairy bros out thr readin ;) )...for a sec. it feels nice but the next moment it becomes annoying, and i really mean crimson red faces. u try to kill every bug with ur hands, but it is impossible....they r too f(_)K|/|/ many......u feel helpless and can do nothing to hit back.....u have to run for shelter.....and the only thing that can b done is to escape into the DARKNESS..............if u dont turn off ur lights they will really give u a hard time.......and even if u do turn off the light they gather on your computer screens....their favorite hangout place..... :) i mean they 2 lik watching movies(al kinds of stuff.....) n checkin out profiles on orkut....u know wat i mean... ;)....
So finally u have to shut down your computer as well.......so the only options left are:
a) friends room
b) jerk off n sleep
c) go somewhere to eat
d) remain out of ur room
e) dont know wat to do, endsems r round the corner
usually a) and b) are not the options that u go for.....bcoz bugs r in ur frnds room as well.......:))... and u usually dont sleep dat early.....so one of the gud options is to go out to eat smthin.......
Now cookin hygiene in KGP is world class.....by far the worst i've seen..( remember the canteen staff guys.......:)) )....now wat can we expect.....order for a tea...u will get a cup of tea garnished with some crunchy LGBs to go with........if u wanna have some burger or an omelette, as soon as u open your mouth u will find out that two or three of them have already slipped in........
Other option left was to stay away from light and out of your room......this means no movies,no CS,FIFA,NFS...etc.. which is really painful....
LGBs bring DARKNESS with them and they must b exterminated......they r a dark force that works in systematic way to frustrate the already frusst janta of KGP.....they render many homeless(roomless..:)) ) and hundreds frustrated......they live a very short life and die hovering around the same tubelight.......they really create a great deal of mess(imagine thousands of small green insects lying all over your desk,floor and bed.....
but there is a positive side to them....they bring people out of their rooms or make them sleep early.........they are here to stay whether u lik it or not........ :)))

My Creations.......done this summer..........

The one on the right is a dragon fighting with a bird.
Really lik this deep violet color........ :)

















One of my dragon creations...got this one done 1st on paper then finishing touch on photoshop.


Another of my Drgoooooonsssssss.....i like it more than the first one.........